All hail the Coquille Indian Tribe of Oregon, the only sovereign Native American national to recognise same-sex marriage!

An Australian satirical "Colbert Report"-style programme doorsteps Peter Jensen on why it makes sense to keep obeying the bits of Leviticus which are anti-gay, but not the bits which are anti-dwarf, cheeky teenager or indeed speccy people like Jensen himsef.

He doesn't answer the question very well.

Is the idea of two blokes having sex in a public lavatory so repugnant to you that you would rather be caught short? Queen's University thinks so. Why does heterosexual dogging and al fresco sex cause less panic? And is this the only public place in Northern Ireland that doesn't already have CCTV?

Ian Paisley Jnr. (ironically, now a junior minister in the Department that looks after equality issues in Northern Ireland) has caused outrage by saying in an interview with Hotpress magazine that he was 'repulsed' by homosexuality.

Stonewall is predictably outraged, but it's all OK with me. I'm repulsed by Baby Doc, so that's us even!

No, I didn't make this one up.

"A woman has appeared in court accused of marrying another woman in a lesbian civil partnership ceremony while still being married to a man."

I wonder will this make it into the Shropshire Star.