An Australian satirical "Colbert Report"-style programme doorsteps Peter Jensen on why it makes sense to keep obeying the bits of Leviticus which are anti-gay, but not the bits which are anti-dwarf, cheeky teenager or indeed speccy people like Jensen himsef.

He doesn't answer the question very well.

There is a very long story behind my photography session yesterday lunchtime. I will reveal all soon. Suffice to say Network Rail security staff need to start taking vallium.